Let’s Share Interesting And Funny Lines You Have Ever Read In The Books So Far

        Here are some of mine

  • He is an overfed gnome with capped teeth and a lame smile.
  • God must love stupid people because he certaily made a lot of them.
  • Those policemen over there looked like inept fools and how odd it was that their hair had been combed outward as if framing their faces.
  • He looks like he’s been folded out of an overnight bag.
  • To be honest, you look like an advertisment for a vacation in Biafra.
  • For some reason she reminded me of an old grandfather’s clock, her face flat and square.
  • I wish they’d have kept the vacancy la2s in the criminal code, it would have done my heart good to have seen them knock off those phoney beggers astrology freaks and all envagelical saw-offs that come to town flogging their own interpretations of the scriptures, especially faith healers couldn’t heal an ingrown toe nail.
  • You look like a surgical patient who’d died on the table and been left there to rot.
  • He was standing straight as a ram-rod looking keen as a kite despite his clinical hat, and gaiters, more the air  of a veteran officer closing his subalterns, than of a venorable  priest exhorting his sons in the faith.
  • A smile like that should be registered as a lethal weapon.


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