WHO IS A WOMAN

Who Is A Woman By Josbons

( A conversation Between God And An Angel )

When God created woman, he was working late on the sixth day…. An angel came by and asked:

ANGEL: Why spend so much time on her lord?

GOD: Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?
1. She must function on all kinds of situations.
2. She could be able to embrace several kids at the same time and have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart.
3. She must do all this with only two hands. She cures herself when sick and can work eighteen hours a day.

The angel amazed, so he asked,

ANGEL: Just two hands… impossible, and this is the standard model?

The angel went closer and touched the woman and said… But you have made her so soft Lord.

GOD: Yes, but I have made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.

ANGEL: Can she think?

GOD: Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.

The Angel touched her cheeks and said, Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! you have put too many burdens on her.

GOD: She is not leaking. It is a tear. The Lord corrected the Angel.

ANGEL: What is it for?

GOD: Tears are her way of expressing her grief, doubts, love, suffering and pride.

This made a big impressions on the Angel. So he said… Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything. A woman is marvellous.

GOD: Indeed she is.
a. She has strength that amazes a man.
b. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
c. She holds happiness, love and opinions.
d. She smiles when she feels like screaming. e. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.
f. She fights for what she believes in.
g. Her love is unconditional.
h. Her finds strength to get in with life when her heart gets broken.

ANGEL: So she is a perfect being?

GOD: No. She has just one drawback. She often forgets what she is worth.

So, if you are a woman, know your worth and be proud of who you are.

THE OTHER WIFE BY KATHLEEN IRENE PATERKA

The Other Wife By Kathleen Irene Paterka

( The Man Who Lived A Double Life With Two Women )

Eleanor has a beautiful home, a successful marriage of thirty-eight years and a tranquil life. She isn’t expecting any surprises; certainly not to find her husband dead in bed beside her from a massive heart attack. It’s a devastating discovery, but not as much as the shock when Eleanor learns the truth about her husband’s secret life.

Claire isn’t your average thirty something. She has a successful career, a handsome husband , and two babies at home. But nothing prepares Claire for the horrible reality of discovering that the life she’d lead was all a lie, fostered by a husband who promised to love and cherish her forever… or so she thought.

Two women from two generations, bound together by denial, anger and grief. How far will their misery and fear push them? What happens when each of these women comes face-to-face with the other wife?

Will a husbands betrayal lead to a womans revenge?

AUTHOR: KATHLEEN IRENE PATERKA
TITLE: THE OTHER WIFE
Genres: Thriller, Fiction, Mystery
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WORDS OF CAUTION

An Owl

No matter how big and strong you are, you cannot carry yourself to your grave. ( Be Humble )

No matter how beautiful or handsome you are, just remember, Baboons and Gorillas also attract tourists. ( So Stop Boasting )

No matter how your skin shines, you will still need light in darkness. ( Take Caution )

No matter how rich and many cars you have, you will always walk to bed. ( Be Contended )
Take life easy, life is too short.

THE DISAPPEARANCE BY J.F. FREEDMAN

The Disappearance By J. F. Freedman

( A Big Media Mogul’s Daughter Is Murdered And Someone Has To Pay )

Someone walks into the bedroom of Emma Lancaster and took her away whiles her friends sleep nearby. Eight days later, her body was found. Incriminating evidence led to the arrest of a family friend a year later.

Doug Lancaster, a powerful media tycoon and the father of Emma, vows to see his daughter’s murderer convicted and out to death. Defense attorney Luke Garrison, once a hard-driving, take no-prisoners Santa Barbara D.A.; thinks something far more disturbing than open and shut case. He believes that the rush to judgement in itself is a crime. He once sent a defendant to the death chamber – only to discover he was innocent. The last thing he needs is to come back to a place crawling with memories and bad dreams.

When lies and secrets unfolds, Luke realises there’s something strange about Emma Lancaster’s case – and too many loose ends that don’t add up. If he plays it right, it could give him back his life. If he’s wrong, he could die and a killer could get closer to his freedom…

AUTHOR: J.F. FREEDMAN
TITLE: THE DISAPPEARANCE
Genres: Thriller,Fiction,Mystery, Legal-thriller
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THE HUMMINGBIRD’S CAGE BY TAMARA DIETRICH

The Hummingbird's Cage By Tamara Dietrich

( A Decade Of Abuse )

Everyone in Wheeler, New Mexico, thinks Joanna leads the perfect life: the quite contented housewife of a dashing deputy sheriff, raising a beautiful young daughter, Laurel. But Joanna’s reality is nothing like her façade. Behind closed doors, she lives in a constant fear of her husband. She’s been trapped for so long, escape seems impossible – until a stranger offers her help she needs to flee…

One the run, Joanna and Laurel stumble upon the small town of Morro, a charming and magical village that seems to exist out of time and place. There a farmer and his wife offer her sanctuary, and soon, between the comfort of her new home and blossom new friendships, Joanna’s soul begin to heal, easing the wounds of a decade abuse. But her past and her husband aren’t so easy to escape.

Unwilling to live in fear any longer, Joanna must send for a strength she never knew she had to fight back and forge a new life for her daughter and herself.

AUTHOR: TAMARA DIETRICH
TITLE: THE HUMMINGBIRD’S CAGE
Genres: Mystery-thriller, Fiction
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ALL IS NOT FORGOTTEN BY WENDY WALKER

All Is Not Forgotten By Wendy Walker

( YOU CAN ERASE MY MEMORY BUT NOT MY EMOTIONS )

In a small town of Fairview, Connecticut, everything seems picture perfect until one night, when a young woman Jenny Kramer got attacked at a local pantry. In the hours immediately after – She is given a controversial drug to medical erase her memory of the violent assault.

But, in the weeks and months that follow, as she heals from her physical wounds, and with no factual recall of the attack, Jenny struggles with her raging emotional memory. Her father, Tom, becomes obsessed with his inability to find her attacker and seek justice while her mother, Charlotte, prefers to pretend this horrific event did not touch her perfect country club world.

As they seek help for their daughter, the fault lines within their marriage and their close – knit community emerge from the shadows where they have hidden for years, and the relentless quest to find the monster who invaded their town – or perhaps lives among them.

AUTHOR: WENDY WALKER
TITLE: ALL IS NOT FORGOTTEN
Genres: Psychological thriller, mystery, suspense
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THE DEVIL’S SERENADE BY CATHERINE CAVENDISH

The Devil's Serenade By Catherine Cavendish

( THE CURSED SUMMER )

“Madeleine Chambers of Hargest House” has a certain grandeur to it. But as Maddie enters the Gothic Mansion she inherited from her aunt,wonders if it walls remember what she’s blocked out of the summer she turned sixteen.

She barely settled in before a series of bizarre events drive her to question her sanity. Aunt Charlotte’s favourite song shouldn’t echo down the halls. The roots of a faraway willow shouldn’t reach into the cellar and a child skipping from room to room.

As the barriers in her mind begin to crumble, Madge recalls the long ago summer she looked into the face of evil. Now, she faces something worse. The mansion’s long-dead builder, who has unfinished business – and a demon that hungers for her very soul.

AUTHOR: CATHERINE CAVENDISH
TITLE: THE DEVIL’S SERENADE
Genres: Paranormal, Horror
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HIMSELF BY JESS KIDD

Himself By Jess Kidd

( The Hidden Truth About Mahony’s Mother )

When Mahony returns to Mulderring, a speck of a place on Ireland’s west coast, he brings only a photograph of hos long-lost mother and a determination to do with the villager’s lies.

His arrival causes cheeks to flush and arms to fold in disapproval. No one in the village living or dead – will tell what happened to the teenage mother who abandoned him as a baby, despite Mahony’s certainty that more than one of them has answers.

Between Mulderrig’s sly priest, its pitiless nurse and a caustic elderly actress throwing herself into her last village play, this will create a unforgettable world of mystery, bloody violence and buried secrets.

AUTHOR: JESS KIDD
TITLE: HIMSELF
Genres: Mystery-crime, Thriller, Mystery
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WHO IS JESUS

In CHEMISTRY
He turned water to wine.

In BIOLOGY
He was born without the normal conception.

IN PHYSICS
He disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven.

In ECONOMICS
He disapproved the law of diminishing return by feeding 5,000 men with two fishes and five loaves of bread.

In MEDICINE
He cured the sick and the blind without administering a single dose of drugs.

In HISTORY
He is the beginning and the end.

In GOVERNMENT
He said that He shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Prince of Peace.

In RELIGION
He said no one comes to the father except through Him.

SO WHO IS HE TO YOU?
1) To me: He is The Greatest Man in history.

2) He had no Servants, yet they called Him Master.

3) He had no Degree, yet they called Him Teacher.

4) He had no Medicines, yet they called Him The Healer.

5) He had no Army, yet kings Feared Him.

6)He won no Military battles, yet He conquered the world.

7) He committed no Crime, yet they Crucified Him.

8) He was Buried in a Tomb, yet He lives Today.

I feel honoured to serve such a Leader who loves us. Join me and let’s celebrate Him, He is Worthy.

Remain in God and seek his face always. In Him ive found everything. Share and let someone know of the works of Our Lord JESUS and let the world appreciate Him.

COUNTRIES WITH ROMANTIC AND SWEET NAMES

Split Mountain

Countries whose name can form romantic or sweet words. And here is what we were able to do:

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End

L.I.B.Y.A – Love Is Beautiful; You Also

I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust And Love You

Now the craziest one that came up is my country
G.H.A.N.A – Good Husbands Are Not Available. LMHO

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