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COUNTRIES WITH ROMANTIC AND SWEET NAMES

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Countries whose name can form romantic or sweet words. And here is what we were able to do:

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End

L.I.B.Y.A – Love Is Beautiful; You Also

I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust And Love You

Now the craziest one that came up is my country
G.H.A.N.A – Good Husbands Are Not Available. LMHO

Share yours for us to have some fun

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Let’s Share Interesting And Funny Lines You Have Ever Read In The Books So Far

        Here are some of mine

  • He is an overfed gnome with capped teeth and a lame smile.
  • God must love stupid people because he certaily made a lot of them.
  • Those policemen over there looked like inept fools and how odd it was that their hair had been combed outward as if framing their faces.
  • He looks like he’s been folded out of an overnight bag.
  • To be honest, you look like an advertisment for a vacation in Biafra.
  • For some reason she reminded me of an old grandfather’s clock, her face flat and square.
  • I wish they’d have kept the vacancy la2s in the criminal code, it would have done my heart good to have seen them knock off those phoney beggers astrology freaks and all envagelical saw-offs that come to town flogging their own interpretations of the scriptures, especially faith healers couldn’t heal an ingrown toe nail.
  • You look like a surgical patient who’d died on the table and been left there to rot.
  • He was standing straight as a ram-rod looking keen as a kite despite his clinical hat, and gaiters, more the air  of a veteran officer closing his subalterns, than of a venorable  priest exhorting his sons in the faith.
  • A smile like that should be registered as a lethal weapon.


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BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS

Hello to you all and i know some of you don’t have enough time to go through my page so i keep getting messages asking my real name and where i’m from. so, i’m taking this opportunity to tell you my full name which is Josephine Osei. Bonsu and i come from Ghana which is in West Africa.

Before 2015 ends, let me say thanks to all my readers and followers who made 2015 very beautiful for me as a blogger. I pray that you will be blessed with a favourable and healthy year ahead.

I wish you all a

Jovial January

Fabulous February

Marvelous march

Awesome April

Meaningful May

Joyous June

Jubilant July

Amazing August

Successful September

Optimistic October

Nurturing November

Devine December

Have a Victorious Year and I hope i’m the first person to wish you all a happy 12 months of 2016. Please don’t forget to check out my new blog http://www.siuquxemovies.wordpress.com

JOSBONS

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ONE YEAR OF BLOGGING

I thank all my followers who has helped me till today which is exactly a year of blogging. I am humbled by your comments and your ideas. The biggest goes to wordpress for providing  wonderful platform for bloggers like myself. I’m taking this opportunity to let you know, I have a new blog called SIUQUXE MOVIES ( http://www.siuquxemovies.wordpress.com ) please check it out and leave your comments. Remember, stay true to yourself. Have a blissful weekend people. God bless you all.

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I READ THIS ! CAN YOU?????

fi yuo cna raed tihs,yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.Cna yuo raed tihs? olny smoe plepoe can.I cdnoult blveiee taht  I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,it dseno’t mtaete inwaht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,the olny iproamtnt tihng ia taht the frsit and isat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and yuo can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mniddeos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe.Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!       if yuo can raed tihs sahre it.

IT’S FRIDAY PEOPLE HAVE SOME FUN.

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THE EWE MAN – HUMOR

An Ewe engineer who couldn’t find a job decided to to open a clinic and puts up a sign outside that reads: GET TREATMENT FOR GH.¢20 IF NOT CURED GET BACK GH.¢100.A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn GH.¢100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: I have lost my sense of taste.

Ewe man: Nurse,bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.

Lawyer: Ugh.. this is kerosine

Ewe man: congrats,your sense of taste is restored.Give me GH.¢20.The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

Lawyer: I have lost my memory.I cannot remember anything.

Ewe man: Nurse,bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.

Lawyer: ( annoyed): This is kerosine.You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.

Ewe man: congrats,you got your memory back.Give me GH.¢20.The fuming lawyer pays him and then goes back a week later determined to get back GH.¢100.

Lawyer: my eyesight has become very weak.

Ewe man: Well,i don’t have any medicine for that,so take this GH.¢100.

Lawyer: ( staring at the note ),But this is GH.¢20,not GH.¢100.

Ewe man: congrats,your eyesight is restored. Give me GH.¢20.

You can’t beat an Ewe Man!

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THE LADY AND THE PARROT – HUMOR

A lady walked into a pet,demanding for a parrot.                                                                                    The owner: “we have two kinds: one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself !”      “i think i’ll like the one that thinks for itself !”,replied the lady.The owner brought out her choice and told her to quiz the parrot. ” How do i look?’,asked the lady. ” Like a prostitute !” replied the parrot. ” This parrot is rude: I won’t buy it”,said the lady. Please give me a moment!”,replied the owner as he walked towards the backyard with the parrot.He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water and warned the parrot: “If you are rude to that lady one more time i will drown you in this bucket!” When the man came back to the counter he told the lady: Now ask the parrot anything you wish and i assure you that he will be polite”.

CONVERSATION

Lady: if i come home at night with a man,what’ll you call this man?

Parrot: your husband.

Lady: good! what if i come home with two men?

Parrot: your husband and your in-law.

Lady: good! good!! What if i come home with three men?

Parrot: your husband,your in-law and your brother.

Lady: gooooood! what if i come home with four men?

The parrot looked back at the owner and said: please go and drown me,I said it earlier that this woman is a prostitute!.