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WHO IS A WOMAN
( A conversation Between God And An Angel )
When God created woman, he was working late on the sixth day…. An angel came by and asked:
ANGEL: Why spend so much time on her lord?
GOD: Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?
1. She must function on all kinds of situations.
2. She could be able to embrace several kids at the same time and have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart.
3. She must do all this with only two hands. She cures herself when sick and can work eighteen hours a day.
The angel amazed, so he asked,
ANGEL: Just two hands… impossible, and this is the standard model?
The angel went closer and touched the woman and said… But you have made her so soft Lord.
GOD: Yes, but I have made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.
ANGEL: Can she think?
GOD: Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.
The Angel touched her cheeks and said, Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! you have put too many burdens on her.
GOD: She is not leaking. It is a tear. The Lord corrected the Angel.
ANGEL: What is it for?
GOD: Tears are her way of expressing her grief, doubts, love, suffering and pride.
This made a big impressions on the Angel. So he said… Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything. A woman is marvellous.
GOD: Indeed she is.
a. She has strength that amazes a man.
b. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
c. She holds happiness, love and opinions.
d. She smiles when she feels like screaming. e. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.
f. She fights for what she believes in.
g. Her love is unconditional.
h. Her finds strength to get in with life when her heart gets broken.
ANGEL: So she is a perfect being?
GOD: No. She has just one drawback. She often forgets what she is worth.
So, if you are a woman, know your worth and be proud of who you are.
WHO IS JESUS
In CHEMISTRY
He turned water to wine.
In BIOLOGY
He was born without the normal conception.
IN PHYSICS
He disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven.
In ECONOMICS
He disapproved the law of diminishing return by feeding 5,000 men with two fishes and five loaves of bread.
In MEDICINE
He cured the sick and the blind without administering a single dose of drugs.
In HISTORY
He is the beginning and the end.
In GOVERNMENT
He said that He shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Prince of Peace.
In RELIGION
He said no one comes to the father except through Him.
SO WHO IS HE TO YOU?
1) To me: He is The Greatest Man in history.
2) He had no Servants, yet they called Him Master.
3) He had no Degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
4) He had no Medicines, yet they called Him The Healer.
5) He had no Army, yet kings Feared Him.
6)He won no Military battles, yet He conquered the world.
7) He committed no Crime, yet they Crucified Him.
8) He was Buried in a Tomb, yet He lives Today.
I feel honoured to serve such a Leader who loves us. Join me and let’s celebrate Him, He is Worthy.
Remain in God and seek his face always. In Him ive found everything. Share and let someone know of the works of Our Lord JESUS and let the world appreciate Him.
COUNTRIES WITH ROMANTIC AND SWEET NAMES
Countries whose name can form romantic or sweet words. And here is what we were able to do:
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End
L.I.B.Y.A – Love Is Beautiful; You Also
I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust And Love You
Now the craziest one that came up is my country
G.H.A.N.A – Good Husbands Are Not Available. LMHO
Share yours for us to have some fun
DEFINITION OF ONE DAY
One day, you will lock your door but will not be the one that will open it.
One day, you will wash your best clothes and you will not be able to wear them again.
One day, your best food will be prepared and you will be unable to eat it.
One day, the person that seems to love you most will never dare to come closer to you.
One day, you will be regarded as “That Thing”.
One day, you will isolated in a place called “Grave”.
One day that thing you love most will come your way but you will not be able to give any attention to it.
One day, you will hold your breath and forget to release it.
One day, you will become a defendant before The Chief Judge, God.
One day, you will receive a call that can never be declined.
One day, your name will be called and no one will answer.
One day, the assets you cherished most will be taken by another person.
One day, your deeds on earth will be presented like a CD.
One day, a title will be added to your name “The Late”
One day, that beautiful skin of yours will turn to its original nature – Dust.
One day, you will be given an infinite apartment, either palace or hell.
In summary, take life easy and remember that “life is just an episode”, but it can decide your eternity.
INSPIRATIONAL WORDS FOR WISDOM WEDNESDAY
- The most Selfish one letter word ” I ” Avoid it.
- The most Satisfying two letter word ” We ” Use it.
- The most Poisonous three letter word ” Ego ” Kill it.
- The most Used four letter word ” Love ” Value it.
- The most Pleasing five letter word ” Smile ” Keep it.
- The Fastest spreading six letter word ” Rumour ” Ignore it.
- The Hardworking seven letter word ” Success ” Achieve it.
- The most Enviable eight letter word ” Jealousy ” Distance it.
- The most Powerful nine letter word ” Knowledge ” Acquire it.
- The most Divine ten letter word ” Friendship ” Maintain it.
Life is too short so be grateful, show appreciation, forgive and most importantly do your best to love. Josbons
Let’s Share Interesting And Funny Lines You Have Ever Read In The Books So Far
Here are some of mine
- He is an overfed gnome with capped teeth and a lame smile.
- God must love stupid people because he certaily made a lot of them.
- Those policemen over there looked like inept fools and how odd it was that their hair had been combed outward as if framing their faces.
- He looks like he’s been folded out of an overnight bag.
- To be honest, you look like an advertisment for a vacation in Biafra.
- For some reason she reminded me of an old grandfather’s clock, her face flat and square.
- I wish they’d have kept the vacancy la2s in the criminal code, it would have done my heart good to have seen them knock off those phoney beggers astrology freaks and all envagelical saw-offs that come to town flogging their own interpretations of the scriptures, especially faith healers couldn’t heal an ingrown toe nail.
- You look like a surgical patient who’d died on the table and been left there to rot.
- He was standing straight as a ram-rod looking keen as a kite despite his clinical hat, and gaiters, more the air of a veteran officer closing his subalterns, than of a venorable priest exhorting his sons in the faith.
- A smile like that should be registered as a lethal weapon.
RENEWING OUR STRENGTH IN GOD
Isaiah 40:31 – but those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
When we remain hopeful, despite our waiting, God rewards us with renewed strength. Perhaps we witness His transforming love in another area of our lives, and it renews our hope for another. We can fly above the impatience and keep moving ahead of our worry, as long as we continue to wait in hopeful expectation for God to work.
Have a blessed sunday.
THE MONTH OF AUGUST
I welcome you all to the new month of AUGUST
A – Ask
U – Until
G – God
U – Unveils
S – Something
T – Tangible
In this new month of August, which is the 8th month, God will Activa8 your destiny.
He will Motiva8 and Stimula8 your helpers.
He will Loca8 you for victory.
He will Associa8 you with favour.
Hw will Elimina8 your worries.
Hw will Frustra8 your foes.
He will Rejuvena8 your life.
He will Eleva8 you.
He will increase your Grea8ness.
He will give you Ultima8 breakthrough And
You will Celebra8 in Jesus name.
BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE
Birth is your ~ OPENING STOCK
What comes to you is ~ CREDIT
What goes from you is ~ DEBIT
Death is your ~ CLOSING STOCK
Your Ideas are your ~ ASSETS
Your Bad Habits are your ~ LIABILITIES
Your Happiness is your ~ PROFIT
Your Sorrow is your ~ LOSS
Your Soul is your ~ GOODWILL
Your Heart is your ~ FIXED ASSETS
Your Character is your ~ CAPITAL
Your Knowledge is your ~ INVESTMENT
Your Age is your ~ DEPRECIATION
And Finally : Always remember, God is your Auditor. Have a Perfect Balance Sheet.
Your AUDITOR is coming soon !!!
Josbons
