THE MYSTERY OF THE BIBLE

This is pretty strange how it worked out this way. Even if you’re not religious, you should read this.

Question : What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?
Answer : Psalm 117

Question : What is the longest chapter in the Bible?
Answer : Psalm 119

Question : Which chapter is in the centre of the Bible?
Answer : Psalm 118

Facts : There are 594 chapters before Psalm 118 and there is 594 chapters after Psalm 118. Add these numbers up and you will get 1,188

Question : What is the centre verse in the Bible?
Answer : Psalm 118:8 Does this verse say something significant about God’s perfect will for our lives?

Well, the next time someone says they would like to find God’s perfect will for their lives and that they want in the centre of His will, just send them to the centre of His word!

Which is Psalm 118:8 ” It is better to take refuge in the Lord than to trust in man ” Amen

You can also share yours.

WORDS OF CAUTION

An Owl

No matter how big and strong you are, you cannot carry yourself to your grave. ( Be Humble )

No matter how beautiful or handsome you are, just remember, Baboons and Gorillas also attract tourists. ( So Stop Boasting )

No matter how your skin shines, you will still need light in darkness. ( Take Caution )

No matter how rich and many cars you have, you will always walk to bed. ( Be Contended )
Take life easy, life is too short.

TWO YEARS ON WORDPRESS BY JOSBONS

Two years of blogging by Josephine Osei

Today marks exactly two years since I started blogging and have enjoyed every bit of it. The new friends that I have made even though I haven’t met any of them and might probably not see them ever, but it feels so good to find other people who share the same interest from a different continents.

Some few years back, when I read a book and finds it interesting, all I wanted to do was to share it with some friends. But funny enough, most of my friends didn’t like reading novels so they keep asking, what is it with you and books? And I will reply, why don’t you like reading? 😁

This continued for sometime before I got introduced to WordPress and the magic began. I was so happy to know that, finally I can share something that I love to do with the world.

To sum all up…

Coffee never knew it will taste nice and sweet before it met sugar and milk. We are good as people but become better when we blend with the right people. The world is full of nice people, if you can’t find one, be one.

The richest wealth is wisdom
The strongest weapon is patience.
The best security is faith.
The greatest tonic is laughter.
The greatest force is love.
The surest assurance of our hope is God.
The source of our strength is the joy of the Lord.

surprisingly, all are free so let’s enjoy it.

Thanks to you all.
Josbons

COUNTRIES WITH ROMANTIC AND SWEET NAMES

Split Mountain

Countries whose name can form romantic or sweet words. And here is what we were able to do:

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End

L.I.B.Y.A – Love Is Beautiful; You Also

I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust And Love You

Now the craziest one that came up is my country
G.H.A.N.A – Good Husbands Are Not Available. LMHO

Share yours for us to have some fun

DEFINITION OF ONE DAY

Amazing Penquins

One day, you will lock your door but will not be the one that will open it.

One day, you will wash your best clothes and you will not be able to wear them again.

One day, your best food will be prepared and you will be unable to eat it.

One day, the person that seems to love you most will never dare to come closer to you.

One day, you will be regarded as “That Thing”.

One day, you will isolated in a place called “Grave”.

One day that thing you love most will come your way but you will not be able to give any attention to it.

One day, you will hold your breath and forget to release it.

One day, you will become a defendant before The Chief Judge, God.

One day, you will receive a call that can never be declined.

One day, your name will be called and no one will answer.

One day, the assets you cherished most will be taken by another person.

One day, your deeds on earth will be presented like a CD.

One day, a title will be added to your name “The Late”

One day, that beautiful skin of yours will turn to its original nature – Dust.

One day, you will be given an infinite apartment, either palace or hell.

In summary, take life easy and remember that “life is just an episode”, but it can decide your eternity.

Let’s Share Interesting And Funny Lines You Have Ever Read In The Books So Far

        Here are some of mine

  • He is an overfed gnome with capped teeth and a lame smile.
  • God must love stupid people because he certaily made a lot of them.
  • Those policemen over there looked like inept fools and how odd it was that their hair had been combed outward as if framing their faces.
  • He looks like he’s been folded out of an overnight bag.
  • To be honest, you look like an advertisment for a vacation in Biafra.
  • For some reason she reminded me of an old grandfather’s clock, her face flat and square.
  • I wish they’d have kept the vacancy la2s in the criminal code, it would have done my heart good to have seen them knock off those phoney beggers astrology freaks and all envagelical saw-offs that come to town flogging their own interpretations of the scriptures, especially faith healers couldn’t heal an ingrown toe nail.
  • You look like a surgical patient who’d died on the table and been left there to rot.
  • He was standing straight as a ram-rod looking keen as a kite despite his clinical hat, and gaiters, more the air  of a veteran officer closing his subalterns, than of a venorable  priest exhorting his sons in the faith.
  • A smile like that should be registered as a lethal weapon.


THE MONTH OF AUGUST

Josbons

I welcome you all to the new month of AUGUST
A – Ask
U – Until
G – God
U – Unveils
S – Something
T – Tangible

In this new month of August, which is the 8th month, God will Activa8 your destiny.
He will Motiva8 and Stimula8 your helpers.
He will Loca8 you for victory.
He will Associa8 you with favour.
Hw will Elimina8 your worries.
Hw will Frustra8 your foes.
He will Rejuvena8 your life.
He will Eleva8 you.
He will increase your Grea8ness.
He will give you Ultima8 breakthrough And
You will Celebra8 in Jesus name.

THE PSYCHOLOGIST AND THE DANGEROUS INMATE

Poking Lions By Keith Quincy

When Dr William Melon arrives at Walla Walla State Penitentiary, he knows that his work as a psychologist will not be easy. Faced with dangerous inmates and wholly unsupportive prison warden, Melon desperately hopes to achieve something positive. When an opportunity presents itself, in the form of the notorious Eddie Dooley, Melon takes it.

Over the coarse of numerous sessions, Melon tries to uncover the reasons for Eddie’s brutally violent behavior. However, in doing so, he uncovers a past so horrifying, that it is difficult to comprehend. By attempting to reveal Eddie’s secrets, Melon is a dangerous beast.

He is continuously poking lions, but does not seem prepared for what will happen when they wake up.

AUTHOR: KEITH QUINCY
TITLE: POKING LIONS
Genre: Crime thriller
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BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Birth is your ~ OPENING STOCK
What comes to you is ~ CREDIT
What goes from you is ~ DEBIT
Death is your ~ CLOSING STOCK
Your Ideas are your ~ ASSETS
Your Bad Habits are your ~ LIABILITIES
Your Happiness is your ~ PROFIT
Your Sorrow is your ~ LOSS
Your Soul is your ~ GOODWILL
Your Heart is your ~ FIXED ASSETS
Your Character is your ~ CAPITAL
Your Knowledge is your ~ INVESTMENT
Your Age is your ~ DEPRECIATION
And Finally : Always remember, God is your Auditor. Have a Perfect Balance Sheet.
Your AUDITOR is coming soon !!!

Josbons

BETRAYAL AND THE FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL

The Cypress Trap By JC Gatlin

For Owen and Rayanne Meeks,what was meant to be a weekend trip to repair their marriage turns into a deadly race for their lives.He took something that didn’t belong to them.Now the owner wants it back by any means necessary.

Raymne takes her wounded husband deep within the Florida marshes to hide.With time running out,it’s up to her to protect the man she only thought she knew.But what happens when she finds what he stole,and can’t bring herself to return it either?

AUTHOR: JC GATLIN
TITLE: THE CYPRESS TRAP
Genre: Suspense,Thriller,Mystery
Recommendations: http://www.jctgatlin.com > books > the-cypress-trap
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